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Originally Posted by NoSanninWa

Here's a cute trick that everyone should know.

• Go to http://www.google.com
• type (or copy-paste): French Military Victories
• Click on the "I'm feeling lucky" button. This will take you to the most probable page, skipping the results page altogether.

oh. i thought you were commenting on how i got those jokes

Michael jokes okay?

Spoiler for big scaary burn victim:

what is the difference between a plastic bag and michael jackson?

one is white, plastic and dangerous for kids to play around... and the other you put groceries in.

what did the woman say to MJ at the beach?

Excuse me, your in my son.

When is it time to go to bed at michael's house?
when the big hand is on the little hand!

just in case you didnt already hear these

the most funny non-insulting meant to be racist joke ever. to japanese people

Spoiler:

how do you know when you have been robbed by an asian?

nintendo's gone and the homework is gone

i laughed so hard when someone said this to try and insult me


why do black people get mad when asians wear fubu?
why dont asians get mad at black people wearing fubu?

(if you dont get it, FUBU is For Us By Us)