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My little sister told me this joke
One day an old man and a monkey enters the bar
While The old man was drinking the monkey plays around on the pool table
all the sudden the monkey eats the 8 ball
the worried bar tender goes "SiR your monkey just ate the 8 ball!"
The old man with a wide grin goes "good ridance"
They leave the bar and but the monkey does not die
One week later.
The old man and the monkey enters the bar again
this time the monkey sits with the old man
all the sudden the monkey takes a penut shoves it up it's ass and takes it out and eats it
Before the barkeeper could say anything
The old man says "He likes to test every thing he eats these days"
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