@ Meister - Only males around:
Edmund - Her old butler.
Maximillian - Teacher who's to busy being trolled by Browning.
Ichika - Clueless harem lead with 5 Yandere admirers.
Irish - Do I really need to explain?
Good luck being a Man chaser when you've got those 4 as choices
@ Senpai - Kyuukai really can't do anything since Laura's an Ice Queen in Shadow
But he should be smart enough to figure out it's just platonic.