Iruka:
You guys just say the most idiot things
Naruto: *points to himself* me?
Iruka: nah, I was talking about Jiraiya & Kakashi
Jiraiya *animefall*
*if Itatchi were on Naruto's crew*
Itatchi : *looks at his fallen bro and buddy; Sasuke with rage in his heart* WHY YOU!!
Kisame: Fool did you think that you could defeat me
Itachi: GIVE MY BROTHER BACK IDIOT!!
*suddenly Itatchi's tear starts trickling down* LIFE NO JUTSU!
*a beam a laser runs through Sasuke and he gets revived*
Sasuke: Brother?!
Itatchi: I'm here, don't worry. Naruto's gonna deal with him
Jiraiya: Did ya forget me
Itatchi: Gahh, it's that pervy sennin
Jiraiya: I wish you'd stop calling me that
Naruto: *laughs*
Itatchi: I'm very glad to see you Sasuke.
Naruto: heh, you threw my buddy; Sasuke a bit off course there, KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU! *Art of the Shadow Dopple ganger and a multitude of Naruto beats up Kisame*