[Aoie_Emesai]

Could be old but it thought i was funny to some sort.

Women Are Evil By Nature!

Spoiler:

A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural
pub. She gestured alluringly
to the bartender who approached her immediately. She
seductively signaled
that he should bring his face closer to hers. As he
did, she gently caressed
his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking
his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," he replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him,"
she said, running her hands
beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is
there anything I can do?"

"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she
continued, running her
forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly
popping a couple of her
fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them
gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to
say.

"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper,
hand soap, or paper
towels in the ladies room!"

They are quite evil.