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Old 2008-12-08, 09:54   Link #3274
incube
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Buenos Aires Argentina
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Here are some more quotes from Boston Legal... ^_^

Season 3 Episode 12

Denny storm into the office..

Denny: I cant fly !
Alan: You are just discovering this...?
Denny: Bella and i were just heading to Hawaii and i got detained at the airport... they woudnt let me abord!
Alan: Why?
Denny: Acording to their records im a terrorist...
Alan: What...?
Denny: It was what they said.. that im a terrorist... now Bella is in Hawaii and im not.. Alan, you've got to help me.
Alan: Ok..
Denny: No one gets aways with calling Denny Crane a terrorist.
Alan: What would you like me to do?
Denny: In a perfect world? We blow them up..
Alan: Short of that...
Denny: Sleep with their wifes.
Alan: You can do better.
Denny: .. Daughters?
Alan: Denny you are an american... what does any true red white and blue do when he is wronged or even slightly put out for that matter?
Denny: .......(enlightned) We sue !

Remember those 2 are pretigious lawyers of a important law firm... Bella is the mother of the previous girlfriend of Denny and Denny has a history of shooting ppl he doest like xD
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