[Mr Coin]

Originally Posted by speedyexpress48

Wrote a parody movie script for Nanoha; it's basically a mockery of Hollywood adaptions of anime films. Not that great writing wise, but have fun with it.

ACT 1 TO 3; http://pastebin.com/Zz2aw6cj
ACT 4 TO 6; http://pastebin.com/JewpuLqK

Nanoha is the eldest child of the family...

Yuuno is a carefree white guy who acts like a black guy...

Chrono is Yuuno's partner, and he is the straight man of the two...

Fate is the eldest child of the family...

And, Nanoha, Suzuka, and Alisa work in a Tsundere maid cafe...