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Not sure if this has been posted or not, but here goes:
One day three men lost their way in a forest and through bad luck they were captured by a group of mysterious tribal men. By tradition they were to be executed but our three lost men begged for their lives and were spared provided they can complete 2 tasks. (if they cannot complete both the tasks they were to be killed) They agreed immediately and the tasks were give, first they were to go into the forest and find 10 of the same fruit.
The first man came back with 10 apples and he was given the second task, he must stick each fruit, one by one up his rear and not make a single sound through the whole ordeal. With no other choice the man picked up the apples and began, he got 1, 2 and on his third one he couldn't help but cried out in pain, he was executed. The second man came back with 10 berries and he was given the same orders, we all know that berries are much smaller compared to apples so he shrugged and started to stick them up his rear as well, he got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 and on his tenth one he bursted out laughing, he too was killed.
The first man and the second man meet in heaven and the first man asked the second man, 'why did you laugh? you were so close!' The second man replied 'I saw the third man come back with pineapples.'
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