[chrono9472]

Originally Posted by Mr.Kyon

Lord, I have sinned.

Spoiler for Oh God...:

Somewhere in a District 3 private salon…

Mugino Shizuri: Welcome fellow ladies, secondary female characters. It is time for our monthly meeting!

Misaka Mikoto: I’m willing to put aside our differences for now since Kamachi-sensei’s newest book is coming out, but how long as this been going on? I haven’t been invited once…

Shizuri: Well, I was wondering if you qualified as a woman since this a girls-only type of thing — we held a vote and you won by one vote.

Mikoto: W-WHAT?!

Itsuwa: C-can we stop the fighting?

Kinuhata Saiai: Yeah, we have super important things to get to.

Mikoto: …Fine!

Misaka Imouto: Ganbare, Onee-sama. Says Misaka as she feels your pain.

Shizuri: Anyways, it is time to—

Mikoto: Wait, what’s this club about anyway?

Shizuri: Oh, we conspire together to get closer to our loved one.

Mikoto: Loved o-one?!

Shizuri: Ahhh, yesss~ Hamazuraaa…

Takitsubo Rikou: …Ganbare, Hamazura.

Imouto: Or for us Misakas, Kamijou-kun. States Misaka.

Last Order: Or Accelerator! Says Misaka as Misaka blushes.

Misaka Worst: You wish. I’d rather get a piece of everything, fu fu fu~

Mikoto: (Stockholm syndrome…!)

Kanzaki Kaori: (So many rivals…!)

Itsuwa: (Waaah…)

Lessar: Well at least there’s going to be nice Yuri for the unlucky ones afterward.

Shizuri: Order! You’re acting like the boys next door!

Mikoto: Boys?

Shizuri: Yeah, some sort of boy equivalent to our little club.

Mikoto: Huh…

Shizuri: Anyways, it seems many of our members have plans about this Kamijou guy I’ve never met. Since we have many rivalries, I suggest you all jump him dressed in a bunnygirl suits and the first one he impregnates wins.

Saiai: Super agreed. Next…

All of Kamijou’s harem: NO!

Shizuri: *Sigh* Okay then, let’s start from the beginning…

Next door…

Fiamma: So you’re that angel-like esper I saw back then, huh… He gets many types I see.

Accelerator: …That fucking hero…

Fiamma: The faster you deal with it, the better — heck, I used to be a tightass Catholic Jesus wannabe, now look at me.

Accelerator: That’s… not reassuring. I may be gay, but I’m not wearing S&M leather outfits or pink cuffs.

Fiamma: *Shrug* Whatever floats your boat.

Tsuchimikado: Nya, Accelerator!

Accelerator: G-GAH! TSUCHIMIKADO?!

Tsuchimikado: I see I’m not the only guy the Kami-yan disease has claimed!

Accelerator: You...! Don’t tell anyone!

Cyber Gay Kakine Teitoku: Already posted on the internet.

Accelerator: WTF! When did you come back?!

Gakine: My hatred (love) for you allowed me to survive hell itself so I may kill you (fuck your sweet ass) one day.

Accelerator: *Stares*

Fiamma: So… Who’s up for an orgy, and who’s roleplaying Kamijou-sama?

Kamijou Touma: *Nobody noticed he’s there. He’s here for the free donuts.*

You are a genius!

if only William,Villian,Ollerus,Silvia and bardway were in it aswell.....