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Old 2008-02-15, 13:55   Link #167
TinyRedLeaf
Moving in circles
 
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Singapore
Age: 49
From rejection slip for George Orwell's Animal Farm:
It is impossible to sell animal stories in the USA.

From rejection slip for article sent to the San Francisco Examiner to Rudyard Kipling:
I'm sorry, Mr Kipling, but you just don't know how to use the English language."

From rejection slip for The Diary of Anne Frank:
The girl doesn't, it seems to me, have a special perception or feeling which would lift that book above the curiosity level.

The prize goes to this rejection from a Chinese economic journal:
We have read your manuscript with boundless delight. If we were to publish your paper, it would be impossible for us to publish any work of lower standard. And as it is unthinkable that in the next thousand years we shall see its equal, we are, to our regret, compelled to return your divine composition, and to beg you a thousand times to overlook our short sight and timidity.
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