0:00
Featherine: "Do you really want to know the truth?"
0:10
Featherine: "Then recite the story for me."
Ange: "...."
0:14
Ange: "Fine. I'll become your Miko" (Shinto Priestess)
0:21
Featherine: <Excited> "Very well. Change into this, child of man."
0:30
Ange: "What's with this outfit?"
0:38
Featherine: "Don't you like it? It suits you well."
0:46
Featherine: "And it's convenient for keeping your chubby thighs and other parts from drawing too much attention."
1:02
Ange: "Like I'm going to go through with this!"
Featherine: "Uu-! Child of man got angry!"
1:10
Featherine: "Hmm. No choice then. Hey, you other child of man!"
Amakusa: "Eh?" (Where is this?)
1:18
Featherine: "C'mon. Come be my miko."
Amakusa: "I'm a guy though."
Featherine: "It's fine."
1:25
Featherine: "Augh! You don't have to change into it!"
1:36
Amakusa: (Oh, is it really alright if I don't change?)
Featherine: "Hm? That cross..."
1:43
Featherine: "This is unexpected. You didn't seem like the type to believe in God."
Amakusa: "Huh? Oh... it's not that..."
1:50
Amakusa: "It's the 十 (ten) in Juuza (十三)!"
1:56
Featherine: (How lame...)
2:06
Amakusa: "Hmmm."
2:14
Featherine: "Now that you've read the story, what do you think?"
Amakusa: "Let's see..."
2:22
Amakusa: "KOOL!"
2:28
Featherine: "That's it?"
Amakusa: "That's the most awesomest word of praise!"
2:37
Featherine: "This guy's not cutting it as a miko."
Amakusa: "Hmmm... but you know, 'Love'..."
2:44
Amakusa: "With a story like this, you must be starving for some love."
Featherine: "Huh?"
2:52
Amakusa: "If you want, I could help you with that. For a different 'kind' of pay..."
3:12
Okonogi: "Don't tell me you've fallen for Ange-chan?"
Amakusa: "Hah. Who would for that immature little girl..."
3:18
Amakusa: "Oops! Speak of the devil. I'll call back later."
3:26
Ange: "You just said something bad about me, didn't you?"
Amakusa: "I didn't say anything."
3:34
Ange: "Did you say something about me being chubby?!"
Amakusa: "I didn't say anything!"
3:55
Bernkastel: "It's been awhile, AuAurora."
4:06
Featherine: "You're the only Miko for me!"
Bernkastel: "Auugh!"
4:17
Bernkastel: "Very well. I will recite for you."
4:24
Featherine: "Ok, firstly, here..."
4:38
Featherine: "Feels like we're already back in Hinamizawa..."
Bernkastel: "Then don't make me change into this!"
4:49
(Not going to use their 'nari' or 'MASU' speech manerisms here. Just pretend it's in the English.)
Gertrude: "Are you going to your duties with those glasses?"
Dlanor: "I'll take it off for the battle."
4:56
Gertrude: "Your angle of view will be bad."
Dlanor: "I'M SCARED OF CONTACTS!"
5:04
Gertrude: "Put them in for her"
Dlanor: "N-NOOO!"
5:12
Dlanor: "I SAID I'M SCARED OF THEM!"
Gertrude: "Do it now, Cornelia"
Cornelia: "Ok!"
5:24
Dlanor: "My eyes feel squigly." (actually 'gritty')
Cornelia: "But now you'll be safe during battles."
5:33
Dlanor: "Violation of Knox's 4th Article."
5:38
Dlanor: "DEATHDEATHDEATHDE--"
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