All you guys are idiots
The only
REAL way to impress the ladies is not by protecting them but by Protecting them to an extent and pleasuring them!!
So for real life i would want nothing more then to have mastered the Multi-size No jutsu.
I can make
[ANY body part i want as big as i want. Also some soldier pills to go with this jutsu and i'll be the ultimate guy!!!!!!
hahahahaha
bow down to me