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Old 2006-05-22, 23:54   Link #523
Dark Steno
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Yesterday, I was making funny stuff about Soviet Russia with some friends at a forum. Some were asking about what was Soviet superweapon during World War II. As we know, the Americans have nuclear attack, while the Nazi Germany have V-2 rocket missiles. How about Soviet?

If you read at Wikipedia (or Google around), Russian was the first pioneer for massive airborne assault or also called paratroopers. Although the first one invented massive airborne stuff like that, surely during that time Soviet didn't have enough equipment for their soldiers. A person making funny post by saying, "We'll just push them out of planes without 'chutes!" Then I asked, "How's that working as superweapon?" He added, "Simple. Falling conscripts causes enemy to laugh. While they're all rolling on the floor, we roll tanks on top of them." Ok, that's funny enough.

But truly, in Soviet Russia, you're push out of the plane! Originally, the VDV paratroopers sat in little bits at the back of the plane, climbed out onto the WING and then slid themselves off and into battle as being told by their officers.



See? HOLY MOTHERRUSSIA!
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