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Once had a friend say, "I don't like alcohol, it makes you someone you're not." I always wanted to be someone else, I drink until this happens.
My roommate TRULY BELIEVES that there are giant stone men that live under the crust of the earth. He once said, "I think earthquakes are those men banging on the crust." I didn't even know what to say.
Also, my favorite, "Bananas are proof there is a god." Or something along those lines.
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