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clerk: welcome old one. *hands registry papers*
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freshman 1: So how old are you?
new student: Did I hear "old"?
freshman 1: Um... N-no...
new student: good.
freshman 1: what's her problem?
freshman 2: I don't know. But a rumor went around. A teacher joked about an applicant being old.
freshman 1: what happened to her?
freshman 2: she hasn't come out of her dorm since the opening ceremony.
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clerk: I am not too old to be married. I am not too old to be married. I am not too old to be married. I am not too old to be married. I am not too old to be married. I am not too old to be married. I am not too old to be married. I am not too old to be married. I am not too old to be married. I am not too old to be married.
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