[.BeachBoy]

Originally Posted by Arceon

What are you talking about? That's a Bargain!

No idea if this is a repost but have over 500 One-Liners:
http://www.vegard.net/one-liners/

Ahaha.

"43% of all statistics are worthless."

"A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend."

"I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you."

"I’m not paranoid, they really are after me."

"Monday is the root of all evil."

Are some of the ones from that, that made me laugh out loud.