Yeah, I have to admit, even if things are a little off-the-wall, they make things interesting...
I'll touch back when I have children and convince them the existence of Santa Clause, and see if my cynicism fades into hypocracy...
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"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors
"Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz