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On Cleaning Duty
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Awhile Back, I announced a Comiket Arc coming to Super SS. Unfortunately, I seemed to have reached a roadblock in trying to fully conceive the concept...
Months later...
LOST SS NOTES! Yay~!
(I've organized it from the mass text of incomprehensible gibberish it originally was. Please feel free to look at it, as it feels like a waste for me to not post or make any mention of it. )
EDIT:
Spoiler for Comiket SS + Notes:
Debut
Hamazura Shiage walks out with a determined look in his eye. Clenching his fists, he boldly declares...
“I want to be in the movie...!”
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In front of him, three Misaka sisters stared blankly...
“‘That’s impossible...’ Misaka says bluntly.
Eh...?
“‘It has already been confirmed that the Index movie takes place before your appearance...’ Misaka briefly mentions.”
“‘Misaka highly doubts it will happen,’ Misaka says pretending to sound regretful.”
“Wait...”
“Could it be...!”
He was getting excited.
“Is Hamazura (Summer Uniform Edition) finally making his debut...!”
“‘Don’t say ‘finally’. It makes it sound like people actually want it...’ Misaka scorns.”
It’s ‘This’ Place
“‘Misaka would like to ask why you’re standing here...’ Misaka says while not really asking.”
“Huh?”
Hamazura pointed at himself.
Backing up, it’s revealed that the three Misaka sisters were sitting in a booth in a large conference hall. The place seemed to be packed as many people were buying and selling self-made publications from the many other booths available.
Backing up even more, it’s revealed that they were all inside a building that somewhat resembled several upside-down pyramids.
“Actually... I think I might be lost...”
*Insert Name Here*
Outside the building, Kamijou Touma found himself wandering around looking for someone.
“Ah, I just saw her a moment ago...”
Reaching out to a stranger, he decided to ask someone for help.
“Say, Bystander A, I’m looking for a girl around this height. She should be wearing some weird cosplay as well. Have you seen her?”
“Bystander A...? Me...?”
The stranger’s face was blurred.
“How can I be called ‘Bystander A’ when I have such a magnificent name as Mr. Kyon?”
“I don’t really care. Have you seen her or not?”
Weird Cosplay
“Is that her right there?”
Bystander A pointed to a girl in the distance.
“Ah! It is! Thank you so much!”
Rushing over to her, Kamijou grabbed her arm and started to drag her towards the building.
“What are you doing? We have to go!”
As she was being taken away, she could do little to stop him. Rather, the random cosplayer was too confused to do anything.
“Who are you ~de geso!”
Budget
Saten Ruiko and Uiharu Kazari were standing next to a booth.
Uiharu sighed.
“To think the the Index Movie would need to be self-funded...”
Saten slapped her back.
“Well, you know how *.C. Staff is. They’re a bunch of cheap bas-”
“Don’t say anything you might regret.”
The flower girl interrupted her. She continued.
“But really... will selling doujinshi really net us much?”
“Probably not, but it sounds fun, doesn’t it! Money doesn’t come easily, so there’s no point in working too hard. If we’re going to work, might as well do something interesting, you know. ”
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The flower girl stared blankly.
“You know, on its opening weekend, the *-ON! movie sold-”
“Shut up.”
Knowledge
“Oi! You two! Stop lazing around!”
Shirai Kuroko made her existence known.
“Ah, sorry, sorry~”
They apologized.
“Really now, in the end I’m the one doing most the work here. Doing the story and artwork, making copies and getting space from the vendor. The least you could do is...”
As Shirai went on, Uiharu made note:
She knows awfully a lot about this... could she have done this before...
The girl took notice of what they were selling.
...Eh? ‘The Forbidden Garden Vol. 4’...? Does that mean there were previous volumes...?
If I Ever Got Popular...
Uiharu took it upon herself to ask.
“Umm, I probably should have asked this earlier, but...”
She pointed at the volume which somehow radiated a weird aura.
“What exactly is ‘The Forbidden Garden’...?”
“...?”
Shirai seemed caught off guard.
“Huh? You’ve never heard of it?”
Starting to blush, she looked away.
“Ah that’s right, that’s right. It’s not like I’m that popular, I shouldn’t have assumed. Well, in any case, how should I explain... It’s already Volume 4, so maybe I should start with ‘that’...”
Somehow... Shirai-san seems so full of it...
Art Is Objective
“Alright, before I go into details...”
While Shirai started her explanation, Misaka Mikoto appeared in the background.
“I should say that some of the characters might share a resemblance to others in real life...”
Spotting the doujinshi, she picked it up and started reading.
“This is just your imagination. And you should also keep in mind that it’s fiction as well...”
The girl in the back was starting to emit a dark aura.
“Also there are some 18+ parts, but you can skip over those if you want... If it’s too much to handle, I also have an all-ages version available...”
In an instance, Shirai’s entire supply was turned into char. The girl was walking away.
“Umm, Shirai-san...”
Kamijou-Chan Adventures
Kamijou Touma was sitting at his booth with the random cosplayer. He held a copy of “Kamijou-chan Adventures” in his hand.
“These don’t seem to be selling well at all...”
I’ve been taken hostage ~de geso!
“I’m even giving out a free Index Trading Card with each volume...”
Those are literally just index cards ~ de geso!
“At this rate... the movie will be... no, season 3 will be...”
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The boy’s face disappeared under a certain darkness...
“That’s right... I guess I’m not needed after all... I mean, I’ve already died once...”
Why do I get the feeling that if I leave him, he’s going to do something terrible ~ de geso!
No Conclusion
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Additional appearances could include but is not limited to:
Madokami-sama
Homerun-chan
I’m-Such-A-Fool-san
It’s-Lonely-Being-By-Yourself-san!
I’m-Not-Afraid-Of-Anything-Anymore-senpai!
“Hey, hey. I’m not sure if anyone’s noticed, but every time someone says one of our names, a censor appears...”
“Ah, that’s because the author can’t allow that. In order to keep to the guidelines, you all have to be nameless cosplayers I’m-Such-A-Fool-san.”
“Please don’t refer to me as that.”
Plan For Cosplay
Worst - Nagisa
Last Order - Ushio
Yoshikawa - Okabe
Takitsubou - Nano
Kinuhata - Yukko
Fremea - Hakase
Saten - Yozura
Mikoto - Yukimura
Index - Erio Towa
Birdway - Flandre Scarlet
Acqua - Terminator
And More!
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Author Cameos And Other Fanfiction Can Be Referenced In Vendors
EDIT: You know, now that I think about it, Super SS is pretty weird universe, since it quasi- takes place in this reality as well as in Index fandom while being self-aware... But that's just me thinking too much.
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