Heard these a long time ago.
Evolution is a competition between programmers, trying to create simpler and more idiot-proof programs and universe, creating bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.
Fool learns from his own mistakes, a wise man learns from the mistakes of others.
We aren't so rich to buy cheap stuff.
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If vegetarians care about the animals, then why are they eating all their food?
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