[KholdStare]

Haha, here's a cool site that translate what you type in in English to Japanese then back and forth until it reaches "equilibrium."

http://translationparty.com/

Here are some hilarious ones I've found:

http://translationparty.com/#1093267
http://translationparty.com/#1094079
http://translationparty.com/#1093322
http://translationparty.com/#1094267
http://translationparty.com/#1093132
http://translationparty.com/#1093483
http://translationparty.com/#1093454
http://translationparty.com/#1093581
http://translationparty.com/#1093718
http://translationparty.com/#1092367
http://translationparty.com/#1094089
http://translationparty.com/#1094207
http://translationparty.com/#1094380
http://translationparty.com/#1094505
http://translationparty.com/#1094717

And finally:
http://translationparty.com/#1094007