Thread: A Laugh A Day
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Old 2009-03-23, 23:24   Link #3813
Demongod86
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Top Eight Signs Your Team Isn't Ready for the NCAA Tournament
8. Players get winded lacing their shoes
7. Won't leave locker room because they're too intimidated by opposing team mascot
6. Main goal -- to get on Marv Albert's blooper reel
5. Most often asked question during timeouts: "Can I bum a smoke?"
4. Skipped conference tournament to attend taping of "The Rachael Ray Show"
3. Players leave at halftime to beat the traffic
2. Busy knitting pretty new nets for hoop
1. When going for a layup players ask, "Can you give me a boost?"+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+ _+_+_+
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