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Old 2008-05-22, 20:58   Link #964
RBomber
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Cross over with Eyeshield 21 universe:

What if Nanoha, Fate and Hayate entered Ojou High School of Tokyo District?
Shamal: Look, Hayate, I know he's a nice guy, but please....
Signum: For Rein's sake, I beg you....
Shamal: Never let THAT GUY near us AGAIN! NEVER!!!
Hayate: But... but....
Shamal: Can't you see that?! HE ALMOST CRUSH REIN!! OUR DEAR REIN!!!
(Flashback)
Hayate: And this is Rein....
Rein: Nice to meet you, Seijuro-nii-chan,
Shin: Nice to met you too,
(Shake hands)
Rein: EH?!
(Rein got seizures)
Shin: ...Uh?What happened?
(Rein got even more seizures)
Shin: ...Ummm, Rein-san? Yagami-san, this is strange....
(Rein popped up, then collapsed)
(Flashback over)
Hayate: Uh,well, I'm sorry about that, but that time, I really don't know that he was such this bad with electronics....
Shamal: BAD WITH ELECTRONICS MY ASS!! HE'S ALMOST GOT REIN FULLY-FORMATTED!!!
Shamal: AND WITH VITA, TOO!!!
(Flashback)
Vita: YOU SCUM!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH REIN?!?
Shin: ...Yagami-san? Who's this little one?
Vita: YOU DARE TO CALL ME MIDGET, YOU SCUM?! THAT'S IT!!! GRAHF EISEN!!!
(Vita attack Shin)
(Shin linebacker instinct kick in)
(Vita got Trident Tackl'd)
(Flashback over)
Shamal :He... he made Vita like that (sob)....
Hayate: We-well , it's Vita who actually attack first, right? Besides,there's no permanent damage right?
Signum: Well, yeah, anytime we mentioned Shin Seijuro, she became like that....
Vita: (in traumatic trance) No more.... No more.... (shivers)
All: ....(sweatdrop)

Note: For you don't know, Shin Seijuro is Ojou White Knight ace linebacker in Eyeshield 21 anime and manga series. He is famous for his signature Spear Tackle (later evolved into Trident Tackle) that can agonizing player so much that he refuses to continue the play, and his bad handling with electronics (he'll always end up destroy any electronics devices he touched, and in one occasion even accidentally destroying a drink vending machine)
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seijuro_Shin)
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