[Keroko]

Originally Posted by TheShinySword

So I was looking at this
And I started getting inspiration for some super selfaware crack that got off topic but it's crack so who cares.

Spoiler for SUPER CRACK!... but not quite KHAAAAAAARCK:

Upon viewing the character chart

Nanoha: *sigh* nothing new really. Again with the ambiguousness -_-‘
Fate: … I’m not in Nanoha’s box…
Nanoha: Nya ha ha well it’s not like we’re cannonly family really and you get a nice best friend line to me and Hayate.
Fate: Best… friend… oh… that’s all *doom*
Yuuno:… I ‘m not in Nanoha’s box… *emo corner*
Nanoha: A-ah Yuuno-kun
Yuuno: *drawing sad circles on the ground* Ana no-lines gets to be in the box but poor ‘ol loyal Yuuno doesn’t get that.
Fate: *Joins Yuuno in the corner* I don’t get to be Fate-mama anymore…
Erio + Caro: Then what exactly are we?
Subaru: Since Fate was a Mama and now isn’t in the family does that make her… *thinks. Gasps* A deadbeat dad!
Tiana: *Thwack!* She’s a girl!
Subaru: *sniff* Ne Tia Tia there weren’t any lines connecting us *Teary eyes*
Tiana: O-of course there weren’t *blush* Why would there be anyway?
Subaru: But Tia~ *Tackle hug/Gropage*
Tiana: O////O G-Get off!

Vice: Hey Zaffy~ look what I got!
Zafira: What? And don’t call me Zaffy.
Vice: I got my own box *pride* See *points* Me and… um… eye patch girl
Zafira: *sweatdrop* You don’t even know her name? [btw: Does anyone actually know her name?]
Vice: Phssst it’s not important.
Zafira: O.o
Griffith: *searching*… *still searching* … *more searching*… I’m… I’m not on here.
Zafira: Eh? But… there are dead people on here. Dead people with… even less lines then you?
Vice: *back pat* there there some people just aren’t meant for main characterdom
Griffith: Getting a box does not make you a main character after all Yuuno got one.
Yuuno: D: What? I-I’m a main character
Hayate: Oh Yuuno your delusions are so adorable.
Vita: Everyone knows if you’re male and in Nanoha you’re just a minor character
Yuuno/Chrono/Zafira/Vice/Griffith: OBJECTION!
Signum: Foolishly foolish fools. Mahou Shojou Lyrical Nanoha is aimed at people who have no interest in watching a bunch of men. Look at the fan art if you need proof.
Vice: E-eh I have no counter for that.
Chrono: Fanfiction! We have Fanfiction!
Zafira/Yuuno/Griffith: … -_-;
Zafira: I only have that weird fic that’s never updated about me being a babysitter
Griffith: Most people don’t remember I was even in Nanoha
Yuuno: YUNOHA! *Jumps up with passion* THE WORLD NEEDS MORE YU—
Fate: NANOFATE *Tackles Yuuno*
Yuuno: *struggling on the ground with Fate* Don’t be greedy I need the screen time not you!
Fate: You can never have enough screen time
Nanoha: *eye twitch* That’s all I am? A method to get seen?
Fate/Yuuno: No duh.
Vice: Oh Yuuno you’re so short sighted. Hooking up with the main character isn’t the only way to get more screen time. There’s always the Vivio route.
Zafira: Not this again. Look if we’re going by cannon the only people who have any contact wit—
Yuuno: Besides I already won.
Everybody: Eh?
Yuuno: See here. It says parent/child and Vivio *proud*
Vita: -_- It says you work to maintain Nanoha and Vivio’s parent/child relationship
Yuuno: oh…
Fate: What the hell does that mean?
Vivio: *comes in wearing a giant feather boa, fur coat and giant sunglasses* Did somebody say the star’s name? Vivio doesn’t like it when… her lesser castmates talk about her.
Zafira: A-a-h V-vivio?
Nanoha: *sigh* She’s been like this ever since she heard the theory if we get a forth season it will center around her.
Vivio: *Flips back hair* It’s only natural that someone of Vivio’s talent and moeness would be the star. Face it. You girls are just… too old.
Nanoha/Fate/Hayate: OoO….
Nanoha: WHO’S AN OLD LADY WHO CAN’T SELL A SINGLE HENTAI DOUJIN!
Vivio: No one wants to watch an old 20 something run around in a mini skirt.
Nanoha: EH?!?
Signum: She has a point. Anime characters over the age of 25 or so have significantly smaller fanbases an—
Nanoha: That can’t be true.
Vivio: The younger they are the more popular Oh HO HO HO HO HO HO!
Nanoha: NOOOOOOOOO!

I was glad to see that the papa Yuuno I put in Bodyguard!Nanoha wasn't so farfetched

Epic win!

Yes, 7Arcs pulled a nice little reset with that one, whiping away all the suggestive scenes and leveling the playing field once again.

... And somehow I just can't get the image of Vivio pretending to be movie star out of my mind. All she needs now a huge hat to finish the image.

And yes, I am one of those supporting Vivio-centric S4. But then, my opinion is hugely biased at that point. :3 *hugs movie-star Vivio*