[Knight of L-sama]

Originally Posted by Satashi

Spoiler for pics:

Bedroom:

Me thinks this last pic has potential for answers... >.> <.< I vote for Satashi being a perfectly typical (albeit long-time merchandise hoarder) female with shoujo and shounen and spartan tastes in decorating. >.> You just don't strike me as being very male-y... >.>

Spoiler for Bedroom of Manhood:

Yuuno was glowing like a pregnant woman several months along as he walked beside Nanoha. Everything had gone perfectly. His reservation at the fancy-pancy French restaurant that he had saved up for for 10 months had not only pleased Nanoha but had given her a chance to excuse him from ever spending that much money on her again. There had been some pleasant physical flirting at the dinner table, although Yuuno hadn't worked up the courage to kiss her or anything so bold, he believed he was headed towards at the very least a good-night kiss.

They stopped at the complex where they both lived (although on different floors) and both waited for the other to say something.

Yuuno gulped. "Well, this is it, I guess. I had a great time tonight."

"Mm. Me too." Nanoha looked up at Yuuno shyly and said, "It's still early. Do you think I could... come up to your room?"

Yuuno was so happy with this turn of events that it did not even occur to him to check his room before letting Nanoha in.

That was his first mistake.

"You have a nice room. You like really like hanging things up on your walls, don't you? Ooh! I don't even have this volume! How much did it cost to buy the whole series?"

"Uh... not much... I gathered it little by little..." Yuuno looked around, hoping that some incriminating evidence of his nightly excursions weren't out in the open. While Nanoha was distracted with his manga collection, he deftly grabbed a stray bra and threw it in the back of his closet, just before Nanoha turned around.

"Oh-Em-Ef-Gee!!!" To Yuuno's horror, Nanoha had seen his stuffed animals that he kept at the top of his video-shelves in mint condition. Nanoha exclaimed, "A limited edition Pikachu plushie! I have to have it! How much are you selling it for? I'll give you a thousand dollars for it."

"O.o W-what? I'm not selling-" Yuuno stopped, realizing his manhood was at stake. "I mean, I'm saving it for... a friend! Yeah, a friend that really likes plushies. I mean, I obviously didn't buy it for myself. I don't like cute, fluffy things like..."

"And Hamtaro! Wait, that's not Hamtaro... it's... it's..." Nanoha frowned and then laughed. "I don't actually watch the series, so it's hard to remember all their names..."

"Pashmina..." Yuuno looked away, hoping Nanoha didn't pick up on anything else.

"What? Did you say something?"

"No, nothing... Look, Nanoha, can we do something else?"

"What do you mean? Your room is /so/ cool, Yuuno. It actually reminds me of Fate's growing up, except she had more black randomly thrown places. She would keep all her stuffed animals in one place."

"Mm..." Yuuno blinked and then snapped his head around to vehemently deny, "They're not mine! I'm saving them for a friend! A /friend/!"

Nanoha stopped and stared at him for a moment and then grinned. Before Yuuno even knew what she was doing, she jumped up and snatched a black kitty plushie off the edge of the plushie array. She held its neck in one hand and its tail in the other.

"If you're just saving them for a friend, I could pull off the tail of this one and just buy a replacement, right? You wouldn't ca-"

Yuuno threw himself at Nanoha's feet, tears stinging his eyes, "Okay, okay stop it! Stop it! It's mine! I admit it, it's mine! Just please! Don't hurt my Mr. Snuggle-wuffle!"

Nanoha stared at him for a while longer before giggling and handing over the plushie, which Yuuno hugged with feverish affection.

Nanoha's next words made Yuuno freeze in his tracks.

"You're such a girly-girl, Yuuno." But that wasn't nearly as bad as, "You know, we should go shopping together sometime; I bet you know where all the cutest things are. Us girlfriends gotta stick together, right?"

Yuuno whimpered as plans for marriage and wedding dresses collapsed in his mind.

[Game Over]
[Reason for Death: Demoted to 'girl friend' status]
[DOOM]

^^ And you know, I think Satashi only keeps it a secret because we keep trying to guess like its such a big deal. It's a self-perpetuating cycle. XP

Edit: Although, the idea of plushies and what looks like alcohol being stored in the same place makes me giggle.