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Originally Posted by Slade
You have the nerve to call me a "Holy Man"!!! You couldn't just call me a co%^-sucking mother-fu$%er!!? How.. how dare you! Well, I'll make sure you're the last to receive the free t-shirt !
Besides... I didn't say those lines, people I know said em. I mean, I don't think I have physical qualifications to be able to say "Nothing like a shaved pu^^y after a hot shower!"
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I know you didn't actually say them, and where's my free t-shirt you co%^-sucking mother-fu$%er!!?
*you asked for it * 
Really, your friend's diet... Amazing ^_^ I'm taking notes.
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Originally Posted by Slade xTekno
(12 February 2003) Three men wielding knives tried to rob a slaughterhouse. But when it comes to hand to hand combat with sharp blades, butchers working in a slaughterhouse are more than a match for your average thief. They stabbed two of the intruders to death. The third man escaped from the angry butchers and fled in his car.
Police soon spotted him, and after a brief car chase, the would-be thief pulled over and leapt from his vehicle. But instead of fleeing into the underbrush, he tried to dodge heavy traffic and escape across the highway. Perhaps he thought that threatening butchers with knives was not a sufficient demonstration of his intelligence.
Within seconds, the natural justice system meted out his punishment in the form of a large truck, which struck and killed him.
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And thus you have the basic difference between real life v. Hollywood. (Real life is so much more fun :P)
Sexy-no-Jutsu: your facts are quite amusing! since you talked about the "rule of thumb", I happen to know where the term "mad as a hatter" came from: back in the colonial days, the men who made those tall hats that the colonials used would use lead to make the gold strip in the base. They'd always lick the lead off their finger after making the strip thin, and well, lead is poisonous and can make you crazy (learned that in chem). So, voila. The hatters really were mad
