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Originally Posted by Aebliss

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That is really awesomely epic. I honestly wished Haruhi Prime's setsubun celebration was as epic.

Anyway, as promised here's another snippet of Loli Teacher Kyon.

Spoiler for Loli Teacher Kyon - Computer Club Extortion Scene:

"Follow me!" As I moved behind him, Haruki said, "Ah, but not you, Kyon."

Call me sensei already! But more importantly, why is it necessary to drag just Asahina-kun to get a computer? It's suspicious to exclude me from a shopping trip.

"Well, like you said, you're the teacher so you can relax here. This guy on the other hand, needs to level up his character to a real man with hard physical labor!"

From anyone else, that would almost sound reasonable; but from you it just sounds dangerous and suspicious! I let Haruki take Asahina-kun from the room, before quietly opening the door to follow them.

To my surprise, Haruki had merely gone to the room next door. After seeing him barge in, I moved to that door for a closer look. The sign reads "Computer Research Society". I never noticed that before. Maybe I should start listening to the vice-principal and Okabe-sensei, both of whom had lectured me to seriously learn more about my workplace.

However, learning about the activities of a few hundred students would not really help me, especially when one particular student can cause as much trouble as the rest combined.
Listening in at the door, I could hear that particular student making unreasonable demands from the inhabitants of the room. Really, is there no limit to your shamelessness? Why would you expect someone to just hand a lout like you a computer?

Loud feminine screams had suddenly erupted. Haruki, what are you doing to Asahina-kun? Wait a moment, there was more than a one persons high-pitched voice in there. What is going on? When incriminating words of extortion came to be heard through the door, that was my cue to make a dynamic entry.

Haruki looked nervous when he saw me slamming the door open, but without missing a beat tried to spin my entrance to his advantage. He gestured to the entwined forms of Asahina-kun with a girl on the floor. "Ah, Kyon-sensei, perfect timing, these chijo are assaulting Mitsuuru! Please reprimand them!"

Don't try to dissemble, I heard everything. The only person to reprimand is you, you criminal!

I made a grab for the camera in his hand; he lifted it high above his head where I could not reach even if I jumped. But my move was just a feint. With his arms upstretched, I took advantage of the opening of his guard to grab him by the ear. Take this, Kyoshi Sonic Drill!

With the villain brought down and the blackmail evidence secured, I was swamped by the very grateful members of the Computer Research Society.

"Thank you, sensei! Thank you!" This feeling of being surrounded grateful students feels good. So, this is what the so-called immaterial rewards of teaching feels like, huh.

But it seems is still one ungrateful guy. "Look at what you have done; all I wanted to do was to get you a computer, Kyon-sensei!" Hey, don't try to pin your crimes on me.

The Club President, who was the girl dumped onto Asahina-kun by Haruki earlier, said this in response, "Eh, sensei wants a computer? You are very welcome to come advise the computer club."

"Hey, you aren't allowed to poach our club advisor. Sensei is mine!" Please keep quiet. Does everything you say have to embarrass me?

"Still, he's right, you already have an advisor, so it wouldn't be right to for me to intrude."

"Eh, but we have always admired sensei. Being a young genius from MIT; to have sensei in our club would be an honor!" I'm sorry, but honestly, I didn't study publicly available programming languages so I doubt I could actually help. Er, I'm also not supposed to use the programming knowledge that I do have; according to the terms of my supervised release. Of course, I wasn't suppose the leave the US either; but I'd rather not risk a plea bargain by joining anything with the word "computer" in it.

"Oh, but sensei wants a computer right? We'll be glad to give you one!" Like she promised, the club brought us their best computer (after Haruki needled them) and even helped set up the Internet connection. "But still, sensei, please reconsider. We'll welcome you anytime." the Club President said as she finally left the SOS-dan room.

Well, we got a computer without committing any criminal acts. You should be thanking me. But instead Haruki looked annoyed, as if his stupid ruined plan was preferable to my peaceful resolution. What did you expect? Despite how I look, I am a teacher.

"Well, since Kyon is such a computer whiz, she can create a SOS-dan website can't she? We won't be able to do anything without a website. I'll be busy looking for new members, so it's up to you!"

So ungrateful! Also, please change your way of regarding me as your teacher only when it conveniences you!

"But, an all-girl computer geek club; doesn't that suit you to join?" His sudden change of topic caught me by surprise. Look, even if I did enrol in a premier school of science, it was not because I particularly loved it; but rather because I could.


"It's nice being a genius girl, huh?" he said as he left. What's up with this guy? Why is he sulking?

"Ah, thank you for helping me," said Asahina-kun. It seems he could finally stop his shaking in his seat without Haruki being in the same room. As for you, please don't look at me like that. That kind of look begging-your-teacher-for-hugs look should only be allowed for elementary school kids.

On the VN; considering that imouto probably loses her prescence when shit hits the fan; if there is to be any imouto CGs, you'd have to create them in these few scenes. Maybe one where otouto slides over, encouters imouto and they play together on the seesaw(symbolizing the updown symmetry of their universes)?