About the 'manliness' thing: I think that Haruki's view is that why is such a well hung guy such as Mitsuru such a whimp? (if that is the reason we're deciding about). And Kyonko should right out say (as the groping happens): "Are you gay or something??" And let Haruki defend himself there with the reasons to form the club.
EDIT: Panzerfan: we shouldn't
copy, we should be doing
homages to Noizi Ito.