Some may have seen my 300 sig. This is where I got it.
Found this at some Chinese forum. Translated for easy reading. Enjoy.
Spoiler for part 1:
An ambassador heads for Sparta, a blood bath is about to begin...
This is madness!!
Madness?
This is Sparta!
This is also Sparta!
This is still Sparta!
Anyway also Sparta!
You are a mad man!
Spoiler for part 2:
Wah!
This is Sparta!
Even a king must heed the oracle of the gods...
Please guide us! Sun God!
You idiot! Now is night time you ask me to come out!! Get lost~
Leonidas: That idiotic sun.
And so the king led his strongest troops out...
On the way, they met allies...
Somebody: Hi there~
You bringing just these troops?
Hmph!
You! What is your profession?
I am a hero of justice!
And what about you?
I am Harry Potter!
And you?
I am the pride of the Sayans!
Hah! A bunch of nobodies!!
Brothers! Tell them what do we do!
Andy Lau: I just want to be a good man!! (title of one of his song)
This is Sparta!
Spoiler for Part 3:
And thus they came to Barad-dur...
A huge battle is about to begin...
Let them know!
What is Sparta!
I just want to say what the hell has it got to do with me?
Surrender! Spartans!!
Argh!
Ooh!!
... I am your father!
NOOOoooo~~~~~~
I want revenge!
This is Sparta!!!
Spoiler for Final Part:
The unstoppable Spartan army~
Finally arrives before the final boss....
I didn't expect it to be you...
Spongebob Squarepants!
I lose...
My era has arrived!
Hmph! You're too naive~
Argh! My heart?! You?!
That's right~ This is Sparta!!
Enjoy.