Thou shall honor thy Moderators
1. The Moderator is always right.
2. If you think that you have been untruly warned/banned, see rule #1.
3. If you think that your post/topic has been untruly deleted, see rule #1.
4. If you doubt whatever Moderator tells you, see rule #1.
5. Always remember, since the moment you've logged on you're a potential rule breaker.
6. If you find out that Moderators haven't deleted your post/topic or haven't given you a warning. IMMEDIATELY contact the Moderators and ask why.
7. ALWAYS remember to point out all infractions in your post. Moderators don't have to look for them by themselves.
8. If a Moderator is unable to find any infractions in your post/topic. IMMEDIATELY break one of the forum rules, so that the Moderator can give you a warning.
9. Instead of wise and smart-ass comments or visual masterpieces, your signature must contain a complete list of your warnings, infractions, penalty points and your favorite Moderator.
10. You must choose one Moderator from
this list as your favorite. Then you must build an altar in his/her honor and worship him/her on daily basis.
11. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES, are you allowed to insult a Moderator by appearing more intelligent than him/her. Always hold conversations at his/her level of intelligence, preferably at a lower level.
12. The average forum member IS NOT ALLOWED to know the forum rules better than the Moderator.
13. ALWAYS remember to honor the Moderators by addressing them as "Administrators" instead of "Moderators". The Administrator must be referred to as The High Lord Himself.