[Kristen]

This is just a quicky I wrote when I was feeling high on life this morning. Awful grammar and stuff, it's just meant for a quick laugh, in anything.

Spoils all of season 1

Spoiler for Code Geese:

Code Geese: Lelouche of the Duck Pond
Lelouch walked out of the dormitory, but jumped almost immediately. “What is this?” he asked. Throughout all his lawn was scattered droppings. He heard a goose quack from nearby. “I just cleaned this up yesterday! Honestly, why are there so many geese around here?”
He took his short walk to the main building. There was Suzaku, standing on an elevated platform, talking to a large crowd of people. “Listen, everyone, I’m sure you all know about our goose problem. We removed predators from their habitat, and as such, they took over. But we cannot give up! We must learn to live in a world where humans and geese can live in peace!”
“Such an idiot,” murmured Lelouch to himself. He looked to his right, and there was a man with a shotgun, aiming at a goose flying overhead.
But that wasn’t for long. Almost immediately after, there stood the Lancelot in front of the man. “Please stop this,” said Suzaku from inside. “We must all live in a peaceful world and change it from within! We can make the geese listen to us!”
“Why don’t you try talking to a duck, then?” asked the man.
“Geese and ducks are distinctly different…”
“Nevermind. I’ll just shoot this kid then.” Then the man turned and fired at Lelouch. But a girl with green hair jumped in the way.
Just when Lelouche thought she was dead, she grabbed his hand. “You don’t want it to end, do you? OK then, here, have some power!”
Lelouche opened his eyes and saw geese surrounding him. “All of you, die!” The geese began wrestling with each other and biting off their own necks
Euphemia ran over. “Lelouche, what happened? I never saw ducks acting like that?”
“It’s a power,” he said. “If I were to tell you to kill all the geese, you’d have no choice but to obey.”
“I understand,” said Euphemia. “Guards, please kill all the geese!”
And hence a birdy massacre occurred.
“Oh, that’s right,” she said looking at Lelouche. “You’re a geass as well.”
“No!” shouted Lelouch. “That’s different!”
“I must kill all the geass!” And then she shot him and he died.