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Originally Posted by MrTerrorist
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This one deserves an image to sum up my emotions right now.
Michael Bay's movie formula:
1. Distill a classic plot down to its basic points.
2. Ignore it anyway, but include low brow humor and pop culture references.
3. Add random slow motion money shots to every scene.
4. Lens flare. But not too much, we don't want to copy Abrams.
5. Physics defying explosions.
6. Physics defying breasts.
7. Get endorsement from US military.
8. Profit.