Ichika: "Dammit, another crime scene wiped to the last corner of evidence, just who could it be!?"
Tatenashi: "Ah~ Ichika-kun, they weren't able to get rid of everything, take a look. *points to floor*"
Ichika: "*picks up* Mother of God, this is...HAM!!!! It all makes sense now."
Tatenashi: "*jumps up and down* Oh, Ichika-sama praised me, onee-san loves you too. *tries to jump on Ichika*"
Ushio: "*facepalm* They're actually pretty good at this...when they focus."
Oh God, the crack is consuming me.
