Thread: A Laugh A Day
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Old 2013-02-08, 11:15   Link #24688
JokerD
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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart View Post
I was asked to clean up my room, and my mum wants me to throw away my Uni dakimakura. This is what I said :

My mum : Why don't you throw that away! When the visitors come in, they will think that my son is some kind of pervert to keep things like that!

Me : It is called otaku (宅男), and it is a passion. And secondly, she's my waifu.

My mum : You better find a real girl that is of that size! At least I don't have to cook so much when she comes over.

My mum supports me taking lolis home!

I actually know 2 ladies that stayed small (I'm 1.8m, they come up to my chest so I'm guessing 1.4ish) even after growing up. Age... let's just say after 'christmas' age. So bringing over a small lady doesn't mean loli...

You pedo
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