[Mr. Wang]

Good god, I can't stop making questions...

Somebody help me...

Spoiler for 20 More Questions... Video Game Characters:

1. Samus just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?
Ans: It is a sad day for male video gamers...
2. If you could do anything with the Heavy, what would it be?
Ans: KEELING TINY KOWARDS!
3. What's Lara Croft to you?
Ans: Oh, man, where do I begin...
4. Have you ever been in Solid Snake's house?
Ans: Does a cardboard box count?
5. Who would you rather be stuck in handcuffs with, Samus or Master Chief?
Ans: I don't know if being stuck with Samus is a blessing, or a curse... considering that she could easily break my wrist off, and walk off without me hanging onto her...
6. Describe Kratos in one word.
Ans: Badass
7. If the Heavy and Alyx Vance teamed up, what would they most likely accomplish?
Ans: They would screw over the Combine, save the world, and rid the world of the BLU menace while they're at it... ah, a Valve dreamteam, isn't it?
8. If Gordon Freeman played in a movie, what kind of character would they play?
Ans: Any character in a silent movie.
9. If Lara Croft were mistaken for a celebrity, who would it be?
Ans: Angelina Jolie...?
10. What would you do if Princess Peach confessed love to you?
Ans: Accept her favor and rule alongside her in the Mushroom Kingdom throne. IMMA KING
11. Who would win in a duel, Kratos or Luigi? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?
Ans: Luigi would get completely screwed. In everything.
12. Would you love to read Solid Snake's very personal diary?
Ans: Ohoho, this should be good...
13. What's the Heavy's opinion on cheese?
Ans: Goes great on sandviches.
14. Hot Princess Peach on Samus action - Yes/No?
Ans: It's like a lemony Super Smash bros fanfiction I've read... erm... not that I... read that stuff or anything... I... uh...
15. Does Samus make you hot?
Ans: Oh, mother of mercy...
16. Solid Snake is actually Gordon Freeman in disguise, you know.
That could actually make sense...
17. Oh no! Master Chief got kidnapped by aliens! What will you do when they get back?
Ans: Congratulate the man on kicking the poor Covenant bastards' asses and making it back.
18. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between Gordon Freeman and Luigi, and why?
Ans: Erm... isn't Luigi already just that?
19. If Gordon Freeman and Master Chief teamed up, what would they most likely accomplish?
Ans: Epicness.
20. Lara Croft and Alyx Vance are forced to roleplay out a verbal couple fight. Who gets to play the wife?
Ans: Hah, that might be a pretty interesting verbal couple fight in and of itself... I don't see either of them giving up pretty easily... both are pretty strong-willed, tough as nails, and almost independant...