Thread: A Laugh A Day
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Old 2008-07-10, 01:50   Link #2426
TinyRedLeaf
Moving in circles
 
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Singapore
Age: 49
When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the
  • Allergists voted to scratch it and the
  • Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The
  • Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
  • Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the
  • Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. The
  • Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted, while the
  • Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!". Meanwhile the
  • Paediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!" The
  • Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the
  • Radiologists could see right through it, and the
  • Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The
  • Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
  • Plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The
  • Chiropodists thought it was a step forward, but the
  • Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The
  • Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas and the
  • Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say "No". In the end, the
  • Proctologists left the decision up to some asshole in administration.
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