2008-07-10, 01:50
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Moving in circles
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Singapore
Age: 49
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When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the - Allergists voted to scratch it and the
- Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The
- Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
- Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the
- Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. The
- Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted, while the
- Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!". Meanwhile the
- Paediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!" The
- Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the
- Radiologists could see right through it, and the
- Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The
- Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
- Plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The
- Chiropodists thought it was a step forward, but the
- Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The
- Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas and the
- Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say "No". In the end, the
- Proctologists left the decision up to some asshole in administration.
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