...
I already know what you're thinking, and no, I'm not going to write it out.
Gyokuro: Certainly. I have no wish to be seen as some oversexed stepmother with a sexual complex about younger men. And neither do my daughters.
Kahula: Well, he *is* cute, Mother. I can see why Moka-chan has attached herself so. ^_^
Moka: *blush*
Tsukune: ...
Gyokuro: He is just an above-average rat who needs to be exterminated - nothing more.
Tsukune: -.-
Moka: ...Gyokuro-san...*fist trembling*
Kahula: Ara! I just had a wonderful thought! If I imagine Tsukune-kun with long wavy hair and a goatee, he could pass for father!
Tsukune:
Gyokuro: ...
... why are my children such idiots.
Kahula: Oh mother, stop it. Isn't that why you have 'Issa-san' with you?
Gyokuro:
Wha-What are you talking about you stupid daughter!?
Kahula: Of course, you've broken 'him' a few times in the past few months, haven't you?
Tsukune:
Issa-san...?
Gyokuro: Shut Up! *points at Kahula* Stop making stuff up to pad those lame humans' imaginations!
Kahula: *smiling* Oh I 'm not making up anything Mother. You should know why 'Freaky Friday' is so popular around here. Delaying the broadcast by a week was genius of him...
Gyokuro: ... it...can't...be...!!!
Akuha: ... aiyaah~, No wonder Mother is sooo~ popular here...
Gyokuro: I'm going to KILL Miyabi!!! I don't know HOW he did it, but it MUST be him!