[Mr Coin]

Originally Posted by Lhklan

Spoiler for 10 truths, Leave of Absence:

1. The reason Reinforce chose to email Yuuno was because his house was the closest. The reason she chose to live with him after her revival was to avoid Hayate's cosplaying.

2. Original, their plan was to have Reinforce masquerade as Yuuno's Unison Device. They just didn't expect that Yuuno and Reinforce would be compatible.

3. Vita was the last one to accept the fact that Reinforce was back, but she was also the first one to give Yuuno "The Talk" with Graf Eisen Gigantform in hand. For his part, the blond was amused and somewhat scared.

4. One of the unspoken rules between their group was to never let Shamal into the kitchen unsupervised. It would later include Reinforce. Not that she was a bad cook per se, but the results are rather... bizarre and mentally scarring. They have no idea where that spaghetti tentacle monster came from.

5. Yuuno would have forgotten about his purchase of model kits if it wasn't for Signum. The pinkette had inquired if he had found a new hobby - aside from trying to give Reinforce a physical form.

6. Chrono was the last one to hear about the rumors of Yuuno and Hayate. His only response was "So the raccoon finally cornered the ferret. Took her long enough". When the rumors were proven wrong though, he simply shrugged.

7. When Hayate complained about not being able to spend time with Reinforce and Yuuno due to various reasons, Carim jokingly told her to marry Yuuno and move in with him. Couple of months later, she was asked to be a bridesmaid for Hayate.

8. Yuuno's bachelor party happened on Earth, since in Chrono's words "It's more interesting". As for the details... what happens in Vegas, stay in Vegas.

9. Zafira refuses to answer where he got the shotgun from. He does, however, lent the gun out to his friends sometimes. Chrono was the most frequent user next to the Guardian of the Shield. They would often trade tips on how to scare of boys that are interested in their daughters, the shotgun at the top of the list. Amy isn't amused by this. Arf is.

10. The duo, however, have to admit that as scary as they were, Yuuno can be even worse when it comes to Zwei. Somehow, the Librarian would always have a ridiculously detailed file on whoever is it that came into contact with the little Unison Device.

I'm on a roll it seems.

Zwei have suitors? It must be 'em lolicons.

Originally Posted by Old_Iron

You are, and this was was absolutely hilarious. Especially numbers 1 and 7.

Gaelic, you have started something dangerously amusing. I must capitalize on this.

You should have a try at this old iron.

Thanks to Gaelic, someone could make a few stories out of these one day.

Originally Posted by Lhklan

@Iron
Thank you kindly

Spoiler for 10 truths, Kyouya Takamachi:

1. When Kyouya find out that his wife is a vampire, he understandably freaked out. He soon accepted that fact however, and didn't really care that much except for 1 question: Would their children sparkles?

2. Kyouya and Shinobu's favorite game, when asked, is "The Vampire and the Hunter". Usually with the word "Captive" somewhere in there.

3. He knows that the ferret Nanoha brought home was more than he looked at first glance. He just didn't realize that it was a boy in disguise. In his defense, he didn't know about magic at the time. Said error was soon forgotten as he chased down the boy, swords in hands.

4. He was thankful that no one questioned him about the water monster incident. And somewhat sad that it was stopped so soon.

5. Even though he likes fishing, he rarely caught one. It frustrates him to no end.

6. While he works as a bodyguard for hire, there are certain cases that he won't take. Crime bosses are usually included in that list. The only exception is Fujimura Raiga.

7. There are three rules in his line of work that Kyouya always adhere to: #1 No drinking on the job, #2 No killing innocent and #3 Always have a backup plan.

8. Somehow, he ended up working with an Emiya and a Nanaya, just like his father once did. He also had to play peacemaker too.

9. The trio, however, agrees that the women in their life are too troublesome sometimes. That and the fact that they somehow attract women like moth to a flame.

10. He officially retired after the Siege of Aylesbury. Fighting for the fate of the world once was enough thankyouverymuch.

This is good.

I don't really know the references when you mentioned the water monster and the Siege of Aylesburge.

Kyouka teamed up with Shirou and Shiki? And Takamichi Shiro did the same with Kiritsugu and Kiri? For what assignment? Making a tree-house?