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Originally Posted by Allquall

Answering the deep howl of the Black_Wolf and the 400 challenge!

Spoiler for The Playground:

“My dad is the best warrior in the universe,” teased the young boy without any front teeth.

“Nun-uh!” yelled Vivio in rage, “My mama is the bestest mage in the whole universal galaxy!”

The boy jumped off of the swing, “Your mom’s magic is so low that she doesn’t even have a letter!”

He stuck his tongue out at her, while Vivio’s lip quivered with anger, “My mom’s a Z!”

The boy laughed, “There’s no Z rank! Your mom just sits at home and makes babies!”

Vivio stomped away with tears streaming down her cheeks. She stormed over to her mother who was sitting on a bench talking to her friend.

“Mama…” her voice wavered.

Nanoha spread her arms, and Vivio leaped into her mom’s embrace and wailed.

“What’s wrong, Vivio,” Nanoha asked sweetly, “Did you skin your knee?”

Vivio wiped her eyes and hiccuped while shaking her head.

“Then, what’s wrong, honey?”

“That boy is being mean to me!” Vivio yelled and then cried again.

“Which boy?” asked Nanoha.

“That…that one,” Vivio pointed.

“Is it my little hellspawn?” asked Nanoha’s friend.

“Good grief, Chrono!” sighed Nanoha, “Why can’t he leave her alone for two seconds?”

“Beats me. He’s not like this when Amy’s here,” replied Chrono, “Sentro!”

The young boy frowned and dragged his feet.

“Come here, son,” bellowed Chrono.

“Yes, sir,” the boy muttered knowing that he was heading for trouble.

“What were you saying to upset Vivio, Sentro?” asked Chrono sternly.

“I was saying that you were the greatest mage in the universe, Papa,” the boy pouted.

Chrono furrowed his brow.

“Chrono…” said Nanoha warningly.

“I’m not going to punish the boy if he’s telling the truth!”

“Please tell me that you didn’t just go there, Chrono,” Nanoha seethed.

“See!” Sentro said while sticking his tongue out at Vivio, “My dad is the best!”

“Oh yeah!” yelled Vivio, “My mom can beat up your dad!“

The two children watched their respective parents begin to argue and debate about who was more powerful.

“My dad saved the world by freezing time!” said Sentro snidely.

“My mom blew up eighty bajillion spaceships with her…uh…Raging Fart!”

“Raising Heart, Vivio!” facepalmed Nanoha.

“I dunno,” laughed Chrono, “From what Fate says, that might kill more than ‘eighty bajillion.’”

“Chrono!” yelled Nanoha while tackling him and elbowing his side.

“I think your mom can beat up my dad,” frowned Sentro.

Vivio smiled triumphantly.

Lol, Chrono is going to get hurt. Raging Fart. That would be stinky.

I will write a short! Soon enough...