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Junk: "Now let's start with our first letter"
Dear Gin-sama,
I'm a average teenage who has a crush on a girl but I have no idea how to confess to her. Could you give me some advice?
Signed,
Anonymous
Junk: "Baka~ Who do you think I am, a love doctor? *Ahem* Anyway offer her lot and lots of Yakult as a gift, women just love~ those lactic acid goodness down their throat. If that fail I suggest you jump down from the highest level of a skyscraper because no one will love you. *Evil Laughter* *Ahem* Next letter..."
(Meanwhile)
Girl: "Wow... it's really great that you gave me all this....Yakult. But I already seeing someone else. Hontoni Gomenasai." (Bows and runs off)
Boy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~~!" (Heads to the roof of a skyscraper and jump off.) "GIN-SAMA BANZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIII-" *SPLAT!*
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