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Originally Posted by Vexx
I get told I should audition as an extra barbarian in the Capital One credit card commercials. It amazes me how ... stupid ... some people are sometimes when I've been asked:
1) Are you trying to be one of those guys from the Ring movie? (only for about 42 years now, o wait that would be before the movie)
2) What kind of hippie are you? (the kind that kicks your ass, derp-ass)
3) Why don't you get a haircut? (what are you, some kind of "Save the Barbers" nut?)
4) Oh, look, a girly man. (Let me get the Hells Angels over here and you try that again, silly rabbit)(short hair is a sign of slavery, go make me a sammich)
Really, its endless. Maybe if I colored it black with 4 or 5 other bright colors, they'd just think I was crazy scary and keep away  |
Oh, I feel ya man. It does get tiresome after a while. I've actually been mistaken for a girl and flirted with by guys who think I'm a girl when they only see me from behind. That is, until a turn around and show them my beard (when I have one).