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Originally Posted by kuromitsu
By the way, it's a bit skeevy how Solomon apparently went around looking for angsty/abused/etc. demons, telling them "hey baby, are you lonely? be mine, I'll treat you right"...  |
You just made me laugh so hard right now. Now the next time I see or read anything about Solomon I am not going to be able to get that image out of my head.
Interesting enough the real life Solomon did have 700 wives and 300 concubines, so him going around hitting on pretty much anything that moved probably isn't to far from the truth.
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Originally Posted by Dop
Admittedly, I've never thought of King Solomon as a serial demon-shagger, but then again....
Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth:
for thy love is better than wine.
I sat down under his shadow with great delight,
and his fruit was sweet to my taste.
Behold his bed, which is Solomon's;
threescore valiant men are about it
Although that whole thing about teeth like a flock of sheep is a bit of a crap chat-up line.
The Bible. It's full of filth!
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Man, some people have no idea. xD