I love this quote
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<Sarin_Died> I forgot to turn off the alarm on my alarm clock last night, so the radio turned on at 10:30am thismorning
<Sarin_Died> and I hear a car commercial saying "Attention, would the person with the late 1980's station wagon with fake wood panels please move your car, you are blocking 7 parking places" and I got up thinking DAMNIT I have to move my car
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oh my god!!
just found this one..
guess what. The front fell off ^^