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Originally Posted by Chaos2Frozen
Suspicious Suspicious...
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It's always suspicious to you. :P
For all we know, Chrono's right now out there somewhere involved in enough action, drama, angst, and excitement to warrant his own 13 episode spin-off, where he gets to kick ass, shout attacks, and play hooky with enemy femme fatales behind dangerous eyes...until they kick the bucket. Wait...that's suspicious as hell.
Anyway, I posted this in the OC thread.
Force Persuasion!
Spoiler for off-topicness bar the first sentence:
Unlike the rest of Mid-Childa who's keeping their eyes on the distribution and management of the annual TSAB budget which will be the determinent of various factors such as the reinforcement and improvement of defense protocols among other projects in Ordered Space which involves unattractive old men and women last since Admiral Graham retired, we of Galaxia prefers to look at the younger side of life. The future, the next generation, the young, vibrant and firm. Today, we have the pleasure of interviewing several up-and-comers on how they keep themselves fit, prime and proper in a work-heavy condition.
Roll the footage, monkeys!
First off is the infamous Ace of Aces, Takamichi Nanoha!
IV: This is Galaxia. We would like to ask you a simple question...
Nanoha: Now is not exactly a good time for that...
IV: How do you, a trainer of the forces keep yourself prime-
Nanoha: Accel Shooter! Divine Buster!
IV: and proper while maintaining a-
Nanoha: STARLIGHT BREAKER!!!
IV: work heavy...schedule?
Nanoha: *Sitting atop several Gadget Drones with a VERY vibrant texture* you were saying?
IV: On second thought, we've got enough visual evidence...very graphic visual evidence...
Next off is Fate Testarossa Harlaown, a top-class TSAB enforcer.
IV: How do you do? I presume you've heard the question?
Fate: Yes. I'm still not very comfortable with interviews in general.
IV: Don't worry, it's just one question this time.
Fate: Well, Chro-I mean, Admiral Chrono, who helped a lot in my training as an enforcer taught me that it's very important to know how to handle various technicaal, physical and mental issues on a rigid basis, especially those that strains the body such as-
???: [Stinger Blade Execution Shift]
*CRASH! BOOM! BANG!*
Fate: And that's about it. Thank you.
IV: ...What was that?
Meanwhile...
Chrono: That...was...close...*goes into hiding again*
Meanwhile...
Twins: Mom...Isn't that Dad's move?
Amy: What are you being so secretive about...A.N.A.T.A?
And lastly for now, is Meister Hayate Yagami, now Commander of the newly formed Riot Force 6.
IV: Being a commander now, it involves both a degree of field work and command work, right? How is it that you are able to maintain yourself as fine as you are?
Hayate: Well...let's just say that for the lesser time I'm involved in continous field work unlike my friend Nanoha, I put the effort to get involved in tougher activities that is tiring, but all worth it.
IV: Interesting. Mind going into details?
Hayate: I'll leave it up to your imaginations. You don't have any idea how hard it is to "seku-hara" some of them. Their resilience is top-notch, I tell you!
IV: That's no fun. Anything else?
Hayate: Hmm...let's just say my body's metabolism works very very great.
IV: Metabolism heh...Thank you very much.
Hayate: Likewise. Shamal's never going to find out that I have l33t haxxor administration over my Book that allows me to transfer my "excess" weight to add to hers..hehehehehehehehehehehehe
Meanwhile...
Shamal: [Vader]NOOOOOOOOOO![/Vader] I've gone up another 3 kg! Imphosibible!
On the coming edition, we'll take a look at 3 young male upcomers from 3 different degrees of TSAB. Who'll they be? Check out the next issue!
Maybe he's covering up the mistakes of his youth? He's a father after all... No one wants his children to walk the dark side or to know that their ka-koi father had a soft side. :3