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The old lady from the hills checking into a hotel said to the bellboy, "I refuse to take a tiny little room like this with no windows and nod bed in it. You can't treat me like a fool just because I don't travel much. I'm going to complain to the manager immediately."
"Madam," the bellboy said. "This isn't your room. This is the elevator."
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The phone rang and the hillbilly rushed out of bed to answer it. "I'm sorry, you'll have to call the weather bureau for that information," he said.
"Who was that, dear?" his wife asked.
"Oh just some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear"
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Where are the best tacos served?
In the gulp of Mexico!
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