[DarkJak2050]

Okay, here it is. It's from Ch. 14 of Heart of the Machine, in reguards of Akira's age (and then some).

Spoiler for Akira's Age and Then Some:

I followed Akira though the halls, coming up to a spare computer room. I lock the door. The room's actually empty, with only a few wheeled chairs and the white painted metal walls. He sits down in a chair, and a hologram appears before him.

Clearance? Appears on the hologram.

"Akira Seisei. STASIS."

Voice wavelength confirmed. Optical scans confirmed. Individual claims to be Akira Seisei. Security Question: What is Akira Seisei's darkest secret?

Akira scowls as I grin widely.

"I, Akira Seisei, am a 28 year old virgin. Still."

Answer confirmed. The excuse of a man before Us is in fact a virgin. Security Question #2: What woman is Akira Seisei's type?

Akira's scowl grew. "This is rigged. This has got to be a prank." He growled.

Negative. This is not a prank. Your lowliness still stands, since you've never had any romantic interaction with a woman in any way, according to Our programmer/your mother, Tabane Shinonono. That's kind of pathetic, don't you think?

"Oh fuck you." Akira swore. I smack him on the head since Koyomi was in the room.

You still haven't answered Our question.

"I like motherly, compassionate women, alright?"

Answer confirmed. You're still rather pathetic. Your brother has gotten into a relationship, has a budding harem possibly heading his way, and you haven't had oh so much as a kiss. And kisses from your mother, Our all powerful, almighty creator, Tabane Shinonono, don't count.

Akira gaped at the hologram.