[Nightmare637]

Originally Posted by Soul Assassin

Well, it's done.

Spoiler for Wall of text ahead, divided into smaller parts:

Source: http://ssspecial578.blog135.fc2.com/blog-entry-920.html

OP's title - "Sera: Are you trying to get in my way? Ayumu: No..."

Spoiler for Prologue:

Ayumu: I'm not trying to get in your way, I just wanted to help.
Sera: No thank you, please don't come any closer you piece of shit.
Ayumu: Like I said...
Haruna: What are you doing, you two!

*push*

Ayumu: H-hey! Don't suddenly push me like that from behind Haruna--eh!?
Sera: A-Ayumu!?

Ayumu lost his balance and fell down on Sera.

Ayumu: (Ouch, damn that Haruna... eh, EH!?)

Ayumu's and Sera's lips meet.

Ayumu: S-sorry, Sera, just now....
Sera: .... *kick*
Ayumu: Gyah!?

Sera sends Ayumu flying with a kick.

Haruna: Ayumu! What're you doing! Are you an idiot!? Pervert! Die! *kicks him repeatedly*
Ayumu: You're the one who pushed me... Gyah!?
Sera: ... piece of shit. *pulls on Ayumu's shirt*
Ayumu: S-Sera...
Sera: How dare you steal a kiss from me...
Ayumu: N-no, that was...

Sera: Are we only married to that extent!? How disgusting! *hits Ayumu repeatedly*
Ayumu: Like I said, that was an accident... Gyah!?
Sera: ... But this time it was my mistake, had I dodged the proposal this could've been avoided... it was a failure.
Haruna: What're you saying leaf girl?
Sera: I, for the rest of my life, will love this piece of shit... no, Ayumu.
Haruna: ... Hah!?

Sera: But what should we do?
Ayumu: Do what?
Sera: You're already married to another vampire ninja, don't you.
Ayumu: Tomonori isn't it?
Sera: Yes.
Ayumu: I told her too that it was also an accident but she didn't listen.
Sera: Are you aiming for a bigamy?
Ayumu: Bigamy... maybe.
Sera: ... You're the worst.
Haruna: Things like bigamy, isn't it common knowledge that it's impossible?
Ayumu: Even if you say common knowledge... Oh well, even if I think about it, I'm a zombie so I guess that doesn't apply to me.

Ayumu: That was a joke, though it's still be fine even if I didn't marry you.
Sera: Why?
Ayumu: You don't really want to be married to me, don't you?
Sera: That's....
Ayumu: Besides, why are you upholding that kind of rule?
Sera: Rules are absolute.
Ayumu: But you already broke that rule, so shouldn't there be no need to uphold it anymore?
Sera: Certainly, then is it fine if I don't marry you?
Ayumu: Yeah, so don't worry about what happened just now... besides, it was my fault. Sorry.
Sera: No, it's...
Haruna: ....

Haruna: Hey! Ayumu!
Ayumu: What is it, Haruna?
Haruna: Kiss me too!
Ayumu: ... Ha?
Sera: Haruna...?
Haruna: I said, kiss me!
Ayumu: Why should I kiss you?
Haruna: Since you already kissed someone else then why don't you kiss me too!

Ayumu: No, no, it was an accident with Sera and Tomonori like I said!
Haruna: Then get into an accidental kiss with me!
Ayumu: What're you saying?
Sera: Haruna.
Haruna: What is it, leaf girl!?
Sera: This piece of shit is disgusting so it is better if you stop.
Ayumu: ... That hurts real bad right now.
Sera: Leaving that aside, I'll be cooking so please look forward to it.
Ayumu: Err, wait a minute.
Sera: You will eat too, right Ayumu?
Ayumu: Uh...

Ayumu fainted as he eats Sera's cooking.

Spoiler for Second part:

Next day.

Ayumu: Nn... How long have I been sleeping...
Sera: Ha--!

Right before Ayumu's eyes is Sera's face.

Ayumu: What are you doing?
Sera: T-That's... you've been asleep for too long so I guess I should wake you...
Ayumu: Sera, waking me up...? By the way, your face is so close.
Sera: ... E-enough already just wake up and go to school! You piece of shit! *hits Ayumu*
Ayumu: Gyah!?

Ayumu, waken up by Sera, went to school.

School

Ayumu: Really, what's wrong with that Sera...
Orito: What's up, something wrong with Sera-san?
Ayumu: Something like that.
Tomonori: Did something happen, Aikawa!
Ayumu: Not telling.
Tomonori: What! I'm worried!
Orito: Don't tell me... you kissed Sera-san!?
Ayumu: Why the hell do you know that!?
Orito, Tomonori: ... Eh?

Ayumu: ... Ah, sorry. That was a joke. Don't sweat it.
Orito: Y-you... you kissed Sera-san...
Ayumu: I said, that was a joke.
Tomonori: But I believed in you, Aikawa...
Ayumu: No, like I said...

Tomonori ran away crying

Ayumu: ....

After school

Ayumu: Barely reached until home safely, eh.
Sera: I've come to escort you home.
Ayumu: Oh! Sera, you came... I'm saved.
Sera: ... It's not like I came here for you.
Ayumu: Then for who did you come for?
Sera: Let's hurry home.
Ayumu: Yeah.

Sera: ....
Ayumu: ....
Sera: ... Ayumu.
Ayumu: What is it?
Sera: ... Could we hold our hands together?
Ayumu: Yeah... err, eehh!?
Sera: What is it?
Ayumu: For Sera to say such a thing... You, could you be an impostor?
Sera: Do you want to be slain? You piece of shit.
Ayumu: No, nothing.

Ayumu: But why do you want to hold hands?
Sera: It's not that I want to. Like this, even if you faint because of the sun, we'll be home by the time you came to.
Sera: It would be troublesome to have to go and look for you again.
Ayumu: Then wouldn't it be better for me to walk before you?
Sera: It's disgusting to have you walk in front of me and obstructing my field of vision, you piece of shit.
Ayumu: ...Yes...

Ayumu and Sera walked hand-in-hand.

Sera: ...
Ayumu: ....
Sera: ... Ayumu.
Ayumu: What now?
Sera: ...Will you link arms with me?
Ayumu: ... Sera.
Sera: What is it?
Ayumu: If you feel sick, let's go to the hospital.
Sera: So you really want to be slain? You piece of shit.
Ayumu: No, never mind...

Ayumu and Sera linked arms.

Ayumu: (What's up with Sera, she's been somewhat strange since yesterday...)
Sera: What's the matter?
Ayumu: Nah, it's just that linking arms with you...
Sera: It's just a service.
Ayumu: Oh, really?
Ayumu: (Oooohh, I can feel her extra large tits on my arm as we walk!)
Sera: ... Ayumu.
Ayumu: Hm?
Sera: That, can we drop by somewhere for a bit?
Ayumu: Where to?
Sera: Let's see...

Sera: A, Ayumu?
Ayumu: What is it?
Sera: Your nose is bleeding.
Ayumu: ... Ha--!?
Ayumu: (Damn, is my nose bleeding because I linked arms with her...?)
Sera: Tissue...
Ayumu: ... I'm feeling dizzy, I guess I'm already at my limit with my nosebleed and the sun's rays... *faints*
Sera: Wha- Ayumu? Get a grip on yourself!
Ayumu: (My vision is getting pitch black...)

Ayumu fainted.

Spoiler for Third part:

Ayumu: ... Hm? This is...
Sera: Are you already awake?

Ayumu sees Sera's face as he opens his eyes.

Ayumu: Sera? Are we... home?
Sera: Yes. You fainted while having a nosebleed so I carried you here.
Ayumu: Oh, really? Sorry... hm?

Ayumu realized he slept on Sera's lap.

Ayumu: Uwah!?
Sera: W-what's the matter? Suddenly getting up...
Ayumu: No, I was asleep on your lap, didn't I...
Sera: Yes, because I felt it would be better than lying down horizontally.
Ayumu: ....
Sera: Since you seem to have already recovered, then I shall...
Ayumu: Hold on a minute.
Sera: Yes?
Ayumu: I still feel dizzy, I suppose I'll go and lie down a little bit more...
Sera: Wouldn't you fall over if you lie down there? (T/N: Not sure if she refers to somewhere, but IIRC there's no sofa in the house).
Ayumu: No, but I want to lie down on your lap... No good?
Sera: ... I don't mind.

Once again Ayumu lies down in Sera's lap.

Ayumu: ....
Sera: ....
Ayumu: ... Hey, Sera.
Sera: What is it?

Ayumu: ... I think I could die now.
Sera: What are you saying? Aren't you already dead, Ayumu?
Ayumu: Right, I'm a zombie after all.
Sera: ....
Ayumu: ....
Sera,Ayumu: Um.
Sera: What is it?
Ayumu: You too.
Sera: You first.
Ayumu: ... You and me...
Haruna: What are you doing, you two?

Ayumu: Haruna?
Haruna: Ah! Ayumu's lying down on leaf girl's lap!
Sera: Nice timing, won't you change with me?
Haruna: Eh, w... why do I have to be Ayumu's lap-pillow... i... it can't be helped!
Sera: Then I'll be....

Sera stopped being a lap-pillow (T/N: This SS's narrative is really uninteresting to translate...)

Ayumu: W-Wait, Sera!
Haruna: Ayumu, I'm gonna be your lap-pillow!
Ayumu: My Sera lap-pillow is...

Haruna became Ayumu's lap-pillow.

Ayumu: ... No, this is... quite...

Ayumu: ... But...
Haruna: What's up?
Ayumu: Compared to Sera, you have a small chest...
Haruna: Stupid! Ero-Ayumu! Die! *hits Ayumu repeatedly*
Ayumu: Gyah!?

Ayumu fainted. (T/N: Again?)

Ayumu: ... Ugh.
Yuu: [ Already up? ]
Ayumu: Yeah.
Yuu: [ I'm hungry. ]

Delusion [ Onii-chan, I'm hungry~~ ]

Ayumu: Yeah yeah, I'm going to do it now so wait for it~~~

Kitchen

Sera: What is it, Ayumu?
Ayumu: What... no, about the cooking.
Sera: Please leave it to me.
Ayumu: No. Even if you said so...
Haruna: I'm going to help too so leave it to me!
Ayumu: Oh, really, Haruna's helping too... so no worries then.
Sera: What do you mean by that...
Ayumu: Nah, nothing... Well I'll be waiting.

Haruna: It's done! Ayumu!
Ayumu: Really? Ooh, looks good!
Sera: Yes, I made it.
Ayumu: ... Eh? No way.
Sera: I'm not lying.
Ayumu: I-I can't believe it...
Haruna: It's because I taught leaf girl how do it!
Ayumu: I see...
Sera: Ayumu, won't you try it first?
Ayumu: Alright. *om nom nom nom*
Ayumu: ... Ugh!?
Ayumu: (Even though the looks have changed, didn't the taste stay the same...) *falls down*

Ayumu fainted. (T/N: This writer really loves making him faint isn't it? The way the narrative is written doesn't help much either.)

Spoiler for Fourth part:

Ayumu: ... Ugh.
Haruna: Are you awake now?
Ayumu: Yeah.
Haruna: It's already bedtime, it's better if you go to sleep.
Ayumu: Can't be helped, I just woke up.
Haruna: Then how about a bath? We just got out.
Ayumu: I'll do that then.

Ayumu heads to the bathroom.

Bathroom

"Hmmhmmhmmhmm~m~" *humming*

Ayumu: That voice, is Sera inside?
Ayumu: (I guess I'll wait outside...)
Ayumu: ... Hm?
Ayumu: (Isn't that Sera's change of clothes...?)
Ayumu: *gulp*

Ayumu: (At any rate Sera is bathing, so I guess she doesn't realize I'm here... then.)

Ayumu takes a look at Sera's change of clothes.

Ayumu: (T-this is her bra...!? Expectedly it's big... rather, it's well-made.
Ayumu: Come to think of it, Sera always did the laundry, I wonder if I should...
Ayumu: (And this is her panties...? It's white...) *gulp*

*SFX: Door opens

Sera: ... Ayumu?
Ayumu: ... Ah.
Sera: ... Just what are you doing with that?
Ayumu: (This is bad, I'm found... how do I get away from this?)

Ayumu: (T/N: The author lets the 60th poster in the thread decide what he says, and so he says...) "Is Saras-chan done yet?"
Sera: ... *hits him*
Ayumu: Gyah!?

Ayumu fainted. (T/N: Surely this author loves making him faint, as a 63rd poster mentioned - "He faints too much." )

Spoiler for Fifth part:

Ayumu: ... Ugh.
Ayumu: (Why are Haruna and Sera so brutal...)
Ayumu: Well, I was in the wrong for that one earlier.
Ayumu: (I guess I should go and apologize...)

In front of Sera's room. (T/N: Room? What room? It's just the ceiling above Ayumu's room, but meh whatever.)

Ayumu: Hey Sera, still up?

Silence...

Ayumu: (... Already asleep, I guess.)

Ayumu returned to his room. (T/N: Like I said earlier... but meh. Let's keep that in mind.)

Ayumu: Well, let's go to sleep.

*knock knock*

Ayumu: Hm?

Sera entered the room.

Sera: I heard your voice in front of my room (T/N: Somehow I'm hurting a bit reading this knowing she doesn't technically have a room and can't help it) earlier, is there anything?
Ayumu: Ah, I just wanted to apologize for peeking in the bathroom earlier, so I'm sorry.
Sera: Oh, that. I don't care about it anymore.
Ayumu: I see.
Sera: Is that all?
Ayumu: Yep.

Sera: Then...
Ayumu: Yeah, hurry and go to sleep, good night.
Sera: ...
Ayumu: Hm? What?
Sera: No, it's just I can't sleep since yesterday...
Ayumu: Eh, why?
Sera: Besides... since you saw me naked, I feel strangely hot.... *mumble*
Ayumu: ... Eh?
Sera: ... That's, if you would... can I sleep with you? (T/N: I'll leave this to your imagination of the context, and if you do, consider the story finished and don't read past this point. HEH.)

Ayumu: Me, with you...?
Sera: Yes, I can't sleep alone somehow...
Ayumu: ... Are you fine with me?
Sera: ....

Ayumu: Doesn't have to be me, there's Yuu and Haruna...
Sera: ... Yes, let's sleep together like those two.
Ayumu: ....
Ayumu: (... Is this good?)

Sera moved as if to get out of the room.

Ayumu: W-wait!
Sera: What is it?
Ayumu: I guess you aren't going to sleep with me?
Sera: ....
Ayumu: ... No, I mean, I want to sleep with you... No good?
Sera: ... I understand.

Ayumu and Sera got on the bed.

Ayumu: ....
Sera: ....
Ayumu: ... Hey, Sera.
Sera: ... Don't speak to me, I can't sleep.
Ayumu: Ah, sorry.
Sera: And if possible can you stay a little bit further away from me? Because it's disgusting. (T/N: His bed isn't really big or anything isn't it? Also, unsure on how to translate this.)
Ayumu: ... Got it.

Spoiler for Fifth Part, part 2:

---Hours passing

Ayumu: ...
Ayumu: (Come to think of it, it's thanks to Sera coming over here that I now too am strangely alert and can't sleep.)
Sera: ....zzzz
Ayumu: ... She seems to have fallen asleep already.
Sera: ... What is it, you piece of shit?
Ayumu: You're awake!?
Sera: I told you, I can't sleep.
Ayumu: If you can't sleep it's going to be tough on you all night long.
Sera: I want to but I can't.

Ayumu: What is it that makes you can't sleep so much?
Sera: It wasn't like this before.
Ayumu: What's the cause?
Sera: ... Probably because of the kiss with you yesterday, I suppose.

Ayumu: That, eh? Wasn't that an accident... are you that troubled?
Sera: To you, it might be a small matter, but not to me.
Ayumu: Didn't I already tell you that I'm sorry?
Sera: Do you think it's enough with just apologizing? I can't sleep because of you, you know?
Ayumu: ....
Sera: Besides, today you stared at my change of clothes, and peeked at my naked body too.
Ayumu: Sorry... or rather, your body was covered by steam, so I didn't even see it, are you still bothered by it?
Sera: You must take responsibility for this.
Ayumu: Responsibility, eh... what should I do?

Sera: (T/N: It's another "Xth Poster decides it" from the OP, this time he goes with the 88th and this is the result: ) Let's kiss.

Ayumu: Kiss... you and me?
Sera: Yes.
Ayumu: R-really?
Sera: This time, let's kiss for real, and not just an accident.
Ayumu: *gulp*

Sera: ... Then.
Ayumu: Hold on a second!
Sera: What is it?
Ayumu: I-I guess I should start...
Sera: Yes, of course.
Ayumu: S-Sera, are you fine kissing with me?
Sera: Yes.
Ayumu: *gulp*

Ayumu: B-but if we kiss this means you'll be married to me... are you still fine with that?
Sera: What are you talking about? I already broke the rule so it doesn't matter.
Ayumu: ... Eh?
Sera: Yes, who was it who said that to me yesterday?
Ayumu: That's...
Sera: ... Besides, if it's Ayumu... I don't mind... *mumble*
Ayumu: ... Huh?

Sera: Now, please do it.
Ayumu: Uu...
Ayumu: (What to do... what to do...) *gulp*
Sera: ....
Ayumu: (There's no backing out, now!)

Ayumu kissed Sera.

*Heartbeats*

Ayumu: ....
Sera: ....
Ayumu: ... We, kissed...
Sera: ... Yes.
Ayumu: With this, you should be able to sleep already.
Sera: ... No, I can't sleep with just that.
Ayumu: ...Eehh!?

Ayumu: But we kissed earlier...
Sera: ... Ayumu.
Ayumu: Hm?
Sera: Earlier, you said you didn't see my naked body because of the steam...
Ayumu: Yeah.
Sera: ... Are you curious about it?
Ayumu: ... T-that... just a little bit...
Sera: Just a little bit?
Ayumu: N-no, I am curious... by a lot.
Sera: ... Do you want to see it?
Ayumu: ... Eh?

Ayumu: Are you... going to show me?
Sera: ... If by all means, you want to see it...
Ayumu: *gulp* (Seeing Sera's... fresh body...)
Sera: ... Can't be helped, you're a piece of shit after all.
Ayumu: ... Eh?
Ayumu: (What...? Did Sera just tease me...?)

Sera: Really, what are you saying...
Ayumu: That's cruel, I said nothing... Mmmm!?

Sera kissed Ayumu.

*Heartbeats*

Ayumu: ....
Sera: ....
Ayumu: S-Sera...
Sera: ... Please don't be in such a hurry.
Ayumu: Yeah, sorry...

Sera: ... Ayumu, can you please keep what happened today a secret from the others?
Ayumu: The fact that we kissed?
Sera: Yes.
Ayumu: I won't tell anyone.
Sera: Good, then... can we kiss... a bit more?
Ayumu: Yeah.
Sera: ... Please keep what we do after this a secret from the others as well.
Ayumu: ... Yeah.

Spoiler for Epilogue:

Next day.

Ayumu: Uuurrggghh....
Ayumu: (What a painful headache early on in the morning...)
Ayumu: (Besides, whatever happened last night, I don't have a clue...)
Sera: Ayumu, please wake up.
Ayumu: (And as soon as I opened my eyes, somehow Sera is in my room.)
Ayumu: My head is aching first thing in the morning, I'm not getting up.
Sera: What are you saying? If you don't wake up soon you will be late for school.
Ayumu: Ah, yeah...
Sera: Wake up, go to school, and when you come back, tonight let's do it like yesterday...
Ayumu: Did you know what was I doing last night?
Sera: Yes, err... You didn't remember?
Ayumu: Not a clue... so please tell me why is my head aching this much, I don't get it.
Sera: Really... fufu, I'll tell you if you get up and get ready for school.
Ayumu: (Why is she laughing cheerfully...? Damn it, it's impossible to go to school with this painful headache...)

--- (The story from OP ends here.) ---

You're asking why? It's of course because since it's on a web archive and mostly consists of simple sentences to translate, I abused the hell out of Rikaichan (Rikaikun on Google Chrome) on it and there we go, and I think my translation is quite crude.

Most light novels, though, contain a lot of narratives I'm not fond of translating. Especially if they get around explaining terminologies etc. Manga, well, it gets messy when I encounter upon a Kanji I can't read (due to no Furigana) and I usually give up on that. Also, when the character gets around to explaining stuff I raise the white flag right there.

Trust me, my Japanese is only good for no-longer-than-a-sentence conversations.

There's also another one I had a good read before I got around translating this one, in fact even better: the OP expanded on Sera's character development in a pretty way. (Like how she come to terms of how she feels about Ayumu). Maybe I'll take a break for today and come back for that later when I feel I have enough spirits to do it. (Of course, that also means encouragement from you guys. Zero motivation, zero cake )

Please do it pleeeeeaaaasssseee

and on another note he really does make him faint to much.