Thread: A Laugh A Day
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Old 2013-02-08, 11:05   Link #24707
Kudryavka
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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart View Post
I was asked to clean up my room, and my mum wants me to throw away my Uni dakimakura. This is what I said :

My mum : Why don't you throw that away! When the visitors come in, they will think that my son is some kind of pervert to keep things like that!

Me : It is called otaku (宅男), and it is a passion. And secondly, she's my waifu.

My mum : You better find a real girl that is of that size! At least I don't have to cook so much when she comes over.

My mum supports me taking lolis home!
Congratulations. You are one step closer to the nirvana you seek, of Loli waifus and girlfriends.


If your wife is a loli, will your children be shotas?
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