Whooo subforum!
Hoookay time to transfer everything I've got from the old topic.
Spoiler for Humor/Parody/Crossover:
Oh, almost forgot the 4koma translation.
First panel:
Hitagi: Araragi-kun, let's play **riocart.
Koyomi: ... *nods*
Second panel:
Caption: Play in progress
Third panel:
Caption (pointing at Hitagi): Lost
Fourth panel:
Hitagi: Honestly, I was careless. Who would have thought that a banana peel would have been left in such a place?
(parody of her line in episode 1, when she explains how she ended up falling down the stairs)
There. All in one place. Fear my completely BS organizational system.