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Old 2008-08-17, 05:33   Link #529
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Affably Evil
 
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Hammerspace or Australia, I forget which
Ichigo: Mr. Ishida would mind telling the court in your own words what happened on October, the sixth.
Ishida: [Starts crying] I did it! I did it Ichigo! I'm sorry man. I did it - it was an accident! I didn't mean it. I... dropped the screw... in the tuna! I dropped the screw in the tuna! It was me. Oh the humanity. I dropped the screw in the tuna! I didn't mean it, please don't take me to jail. I dropped the screw in the tuna! We're still boys right? We're still boys right? I love you man. I dropped the screw in the tuna!
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Destroy. Destroy. Destroy. Slowly, completely, gently beyond comparison, cruelly to the point of numbness, I'll violate your life. That's right. The instant I rip off your limbs, tear open your rib and pull out your intestines, biting into your neck as you scream in agony, chewing through your eyes as I ignore your pleas for mercy and spreading your brains on the ground like butter! I am sane, well more or less

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