Girl: "What are you thinking?"
Boy: "Nothing..."
Girl: "That's not possible! You were thinking about something!"
Boy: "I was... well, you see, I'm trying to logically explain how Melona was able to squirt her breast milk all over the battleground in the last queen's blade episode!"
Girl: "Why you?! HENTAI! I'm not cooking you dinner tonite"
Boy: "D: D: D:"
True story
